urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ladyofthenut Do you see my problem if I never explain it? Anybody with a heart votes love 2006-06-15T04:19:57Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ladyofthenut:144302 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2006-06-15T04:19:57Z it's a sad day when <i>fox news</i> is praised by the left.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCdT9dfrb-Q">she called the fox news gal a bimbo</a>.<br /><br />there's this insane concept that 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'. i don't believe that for a second 'cause fred's enemies include fox news and jerry farwell. seriously, with friends like them, who needs enemies? sometimes, though, you just have to laugh at fred. there's nothing left to do after a while. you just have to give in and play the little game on his website that asks you to <a href="http://www.godhatesfags.com/fags/fagsvskids.html">save the children</a> (represented by bottles) from the sodomites (represented by pink nazi swastikas ... seriously). (make sure you don't accept any cookies 'cause fred really doesn't need to know, no? why does he need to give you cookies anyway? oh, yes, and god hates america, canada, and sweden. thank god i'm atheist, no?)<br /><br />pink nazi swastikas? i mean ... that's worse than calling a dyke a fag. get your insults at least somewhat correct!<br /><br />next time i'm in topeka and lawrence for work, i'm gonna have to go out there to the phelps compound and make out with random women on the street. maybe i'll get laid there, too. <br /><br />but i might feel dirty :(<br /><br />that's why i need my own <a href="http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/06/michael-moore-vs-fred-phelps.html">sodomobile</a>. i need a sign that says 'sodom is for lovers'.